CollabVM Chatlogs (all)

[vm7] epic ember,35.nikitas how do i get residental vpn

[vm7] viitlk,2.so

[vm1] partedgem,12.%ejectmy usb

[vm7] viitlk,35.almost the same specs as my laptop

[vm7] viitlk,11.8 gb of ram

[vm7] viitlk,7.ryzen 5

[vm7] Nikitas,38.i want to get poweredge R730 for funny

[vm7] viitlk,2.no

[vm7] Nikitas,18.some dell server??

[vm7] viitlk,3.bad

[vm7] Nikitas,18.what are the specs

[vm7] Nikitas,2.oh

[vm7] viitlk,3.yea

[vm7] Nikitas,13.in your home?

[vm7] Nikitas,4.like

[vm7] epic ember,27.i think exfat wont work too

[vm7] viitlk,11.that i have

[vm7] Nikitas,11.what server

[vm7] viitlk,14.from my server

[vm7] viitlk,4.yaml

[vm3] PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.

[vm3] eee,6.%myusb

[vm7] Nikitas,4.you?

[vm7] Nikitas,29.viitlk who spammed users here

[vm7] viitlk,29.you want to know which thing?

[vm6] eee,12.%ejectmy usb

[vm7] Nikitas,29.viitlk who spammed users here

[vm7] AvA,54.I looked image, probably collabvm have ddos protection

[vm7] viitlk,19.he forgot one thing

[vm7] viitlk,3.btw

[vm6] eee,8.%ejectmy

[wizevm] theholyballistic,1.n

[wizevm] theholyballistic,11.anytime soo

[wizevm] theholyballistic,12.it will work

[wizevm] theholyballistic,12.i dont think

[wizevm] theholyballistic,4.bruy

[vm7] AvA,1.o

[vm7] baic,75.does it just shit itself very hard when I try to do this to a fat partition

[vm7] AvA,77.what yaml are saying? he saying about he want to spawn 100 users on collabvm?

[vm6] PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.

[vm6] eee,6.%myusb

[vm7] viitlk,20.ibb.co/SwxpkVWC

[vm7] epic ember,2.aw

[vm7] Nikitas,23.only with residental ip

[vm7] Nikitas,14.you can't

[vm7] epic ember,19.can i use vpn here?

[vm7] viitlk,18.yaml is texting me

[vm7] viitlk,4.wait

[vm7] viitlk,23.i don't have it :(

[vm7] Nikitas,24.well i do residental vpn

[vm7] Frosters,22.AND GET ON IT WITH TOR

[vm7] Frosters,32.I NEED TO GET OFF THIS SITE THEN

[wizevm1] daringcat370,2.no

[vm7] Nikitas,21.that's what i do

[wizevm1] pix,3.DIE

[vm7] Nikitas,36.join under vpn/residental proxy

[vm7] Frosters,2.OH

[wizevm1] pix,6.FUCK U

[wizevm1] pix,12.I HOPE U DIE

[vm1] PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.

[vm1] partedgem,6.%myusb

[vm7] Nikitas,3.yes

[vm7] Nikitas,49.i saw owner said "we keep a log of ips"

[wizevm1] pix,15.U FUCKING BITCH

[vm7] viitlk,29.untrusted admins have your ip

[vm7] AvA,34.I wish when collabvm admins saw it

[wizevm] theholyballistic,1.m

[wizevm] theholyballistic,1.,

[vm7] viitlk,5.true

[wizevm2] ,33.The vote to reset the VM has won.

[vm7] Nikitas,20.gpuvm1 is unsafe btw

[wizevm] wildspartan775,22.It's our internet

[vm7] AnyOSInstallBot,28.Unknown command . See !help?

[vm7] Nikitas,1.!

[vm7] Nikitas,21.this server is HACKED

[vm7] viitlk,53.because he wanted to use my ip to spam bots to gpuvm1

[vm7] Frosters,53.what is this server anyways, i'm not in the loop

[vm8] ,434.This is a simulated Dell Dimension 2400 with a Pentium 3 processor, 512 MB of DDR RAM, and 8 GB of hard disk space. It is mainly designed to run operating systems from 1995 - 2001, though some modern operating systems run.<h1>THIS IS A 32-BIT SYSTEM, 64-BIT OPERATING SYSTEMS WILL NOT RUN.</h1><br>To get started and install an OS, type !help for instructions.<hr><a href="//computernewb.com/minecraft/">Join our Minecraft server!</a>

[vm8] Aadam,50.!crustycd Windows 7&#x2F;Windows 7X ModMaker89.iso,15.AnyOSInstallBot,41.Tried to put media into specified device.,15.AnyOSInstallBot,69.Could not open selected CD or floppy image. Please check the filename,5.Aadam,5.!help,15.AnyOSInstallBot,1035.<h4>AnyOSInstallBot Help:</h4><ul><li><b>!certerror</b> - Provides information on the CollabNet SSL certificate</li><li><b>!network</b> - Provides network driver information</li><li><b>!cd [path]</b> - Change CD image to Computernewb ISO image (see computernewb.com/isos)</li><li><b>!lilycd [path]</b> - Change CD image to Lily ISO image (see computernewb.com/~lily/ISOs)</li><li><b>!crustycd [path]</b> - Change CD image to CrustyWindows ISO image (see crustywindo.ws/collection)</li><li><b>!flp [path]</b> - Change Floppy image to Dartz IMG/flp image</li><li><b>!lilyflp [path]</b> - Change Floppy image to Lily IMG/flp image</li><li><b>!httpcd [URL]</b> - Change CD image to HTTP server ISO file. Whitelisted domains only (see computernewb.com/CHOCOLATEMAN/domains.txt for a list)</li><li><b>!eject [cd/flp/usb]</b> - Ejects media from the specified drive.</li><li><b>!reboot</b> - Reboot the VM. Has a larger cooldown, so don't be a retard with it.</li><li><b>!bootset [string of c,a,d,n]</b> - Change the VM's boot order</li></ul>,5.Aadam,34.!crustycd Windows 7&#x2F;Tiny7.iso,15.AnyOSInstallBot,41.Tried to put media into specified device.,5.Aadam,14.Crusty windows,5.Aadam,8.!network,15.AnyOSInstallBot,618.<h4>RTL8139 Network Setup Instructions (Windows):</h4><ul><li>Run "!cd Driver/VM8 Network Drivers.iso" to insert the RTL8139 network driver CD into the VM.</li><li>Run "devmgmt.msc" in the VM, look for the "Ethernet Controller" device, and update its driver.</li><li>When asked for a path, put in D:\(name of OS)\. For example, on Windows NT 4, put in D:\WINNT4\ (click browse and select the OS if you can't figure it out)</li><li>After that, you should be online. This step should NOT be required on Windows 2000, XP, Vista, or 7. This step should not be required on ANY Linux distro unless its really shit.</li></ul>

[vm7] ,1128.Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs!<br> <ul> <li>Please make sure to follow our <a href="http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules" target="_blank">rules</a> at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7.</li> <li>If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset.</li> <li>The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login.</li> <li>Join our <a href="https://discord.gg/ebaCsRrEry" target="_blank">Discord</a> if you have any questions.</li></ul> This is the Install Any OS VM. You can either use the bot to mount and install an ISO (send !help in chat), or you can install an OS through iPXE. So far, the following Operating Systems can be installed through iPXE: <ul><li>Windows 7-11</li><li>Debian</li><li>Arch Linux</li></ul> To do so, press Ctrl+B when prompted on boot, and enter <code>dhcp && boot http://192.168.1.1</code> and press enter.<br> When installing Windows through iPXE, you will be prompted for credentials. Enter <code>COLLABNET\VM7</code> as the username and leave the password blank.<hr><a href="//computernewb.com/minecraft/">Join our Minecraft server!</a>

[vm7] viitlk,78.and i will chroot to the fucking server ssd so i can remove his fucking tunnel,3.AvA,56.viitlk where did you got extremely expensive server hell,7.Nikitas,22.he hacked it obviously,4.baic,2.no,3.AvA,8.probably,8.Frosters,200.this is the biggest vm most of the time and it&#x27;s always running balatro, and the fastest way to get balatro on a computer I know is only on linux, through the native support a fan made on archive,3.AvA,1.?,6.viitlk,77.he probably did it when i gave him access to my server for 10 seconds for fun,4.baic,22.let me deploy the shit,6.viitlk,12.to prank him

[vm6] ,563.Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs!<br><ul><li>Please make sure to follow our <a href="http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules" target="_blank">rules</a> at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7.</li><li>If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset.</li><li>The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login.</li><li>Join our <a href="https://discord.gg/ebaCsRrEry" target="_blank">Discord</a> if you have any questions.</li></ul><hr><a href="//computernewb.com/minecraft/">Join our Minecraft server!</a>

[vm6] whataburger,12.we cant type,6.phat_3,13.try salinewin,12.pingusman115,5.hello,12.pingusman115,6.%myusb,15.PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.,12.pingusman115,8.ok bitch,12.pingusman115,12.this is BUNS,12.pingusman115,4.bro ,12.pingusman115,2.ok,12.pingusman115,12.%ejectmy usb

[vm5] ,563.Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs!<br><ul><li>Please make sure to follow our <a href="http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules" target="_blank">rules</a> at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7.</li><li>If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset.</li><li>The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login.</li><li>Join our <a href="https://discord.gg/ebaCsRrEry" target="_blank">Discord</a> if you have any questions.</li></ul><hr><a href="//computernewb.com/minecraft/">Join our Minecraft server!</a>

[vm5] jaxondozier7,2.ok,12.jaxondozier7,1.2,12.jaxondozier7,15.old reddit icon,12.jaxondozier7,3.???,8.whoaman1,6.%myusb,15.PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.,8.whoaman1,12.%ejectmy usb,11.humputhecat,6.%myusb,15.PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.,11.humputhecat,12.%ejectmy usb

[vm4] ,529.Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs!<br><ul><li>Please make sure to follow our <a href="http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules" target="_blank">rules</a> at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7.</li><li>If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset.</li><li>The VM is set to autologin, however if you need the password, just press enter.</li><li>Join our <a href="https://discord.gg/ebaCsRrEry" target="_blank">Discord</a> if you have any questions.</li></ul><hr><a href="//computernewb.com/minecraft/">Join our Minecraft server!</a>

[vm4] Token,3.lol,7.fishboi,13.thats opaserv,7.fishboi,5.lmaoo,5.Token,10.im on wize,7.fishboi,18.they went back up?,5.Token,4.yeah,5.Token,19.go on the vista one,7.fishboi,2.ok,4.baic,6.%myusb,4.baic,2.oh

[vm3] ,563.Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs!<br><ul><li>Please make sure to follow our <a href="http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules" target="_blank">rules</a> at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7.</li><li>If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset.</li><li>The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login.</li><li>Join our <a href="https://discord.gg/ebaCsRrEry" target="_blank">Discord</a> if you have any questions.</li></ul><hr><a href="//computernewb.com/minecraft/">Join our Minecraft server!</a>

[vm3] baic,5.hello,4.baic,7.and bye,4.baic,12.%ejectmy usb,12.horselover11,9.bye again,4.baic,6.%myusb,15.PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.,4.baic,12.%ejectmy usb,8.Frosters,23.what are you setting up,8.Frosters,13.oh, just node,8.Frosters,15.what ya dooooin

[vm2] ,563.Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs!<br><ul><li>Please make sure to follow our <a href="http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules" target="_blank">rules</a> at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7.</li><li>If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset.</li><li>The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login.</li><li>Join our <a href="https://discord.gg/ebaCsRrEry" target="_blank">Discord</a> if you have any questions.</li></ul><hr><a href="//computernewb.com/minecraft/">Join our Minecraft server!</a>

[vm2] PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.,10.guest34789,6.%myusb,15.PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.,11.tobycoleman,6.%myusb,15.PersonalDiskBot,92.You did not have a personal disk before, so the bot has to create one. This will take a bit.,15.PersonalDiskBot,45.Created and inserted your personal USB drive.,11.tobycoleman,15.jimmy eat world,11.tobycoleman,15.Jimmy eat world,11.tobycoleman,17.+quote firemaster,11.tobycoleman,9.the fuck?

[vm1] ,644.Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs!<br><ul><li>Please make sure to follow our <a href="http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules" target="_blank">rules</a> at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7.</li><li>If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset.</li><li>The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login.</li><li>Join our <a href="https://discord.gg/ebaCsRrEry" target="_blank">Discord</a> if you have any questions.</li></ul><hr><a href="//computernewb.com/minecraft/">Join our Minecraft server!</a><br><h3>WHEN THE WINDOWS LOGO FREEZES, TYPE Ctrl+Alt+2 TO ACCESS THE DESKTOP</h3>

[vm1] PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.,9.partedgem,37.Who wants angry birds on the computer,9.partedgem,6.%myusb,15.PersonalDiskBot,33.Inserted your personal USB drive.,9.partedgem,35.Someone go beat these levels for me,9.partedgem,12.%ejectmy usb,9.partedgem,5.%help,15.PersonalDiskBot,248.<h4>PersonalDiskBot Help:</h4><ul><li><b>%ejectmy</b> - Ejects either your floppy or USB drive. Use "%ejectmy usb" to eject your USB drive and "%flp" to eject your floppy.</li><li><b>%myusb</b> - Insert your personal 100MB USB flash drive</li></ul>,9.partedgem,12.%ejectmy usb,9.partedgem,28.Ok so ig its already ejected

[wizevm1] pix,5.bitch

[wizevm2] ,30.bronzemonkey535 has voted yes.

[wizevm2] ,51.bronzemonkey535 has started a vote to reset the VM.

[wizevm1] pix,8.fuck off

[wizevm1] pix,7.u bitch

[wizevm1] pix,8.fuck off

[wizevm1] ,34.The vote to reset the VM has lost.